Reviews

• The movie has a certain mordant humor, and some macho dialogue that's funny. Woods manfully keeps a straight face through goofy situations where many another actor would have signaled us with a wink. But the movie is not scary, and the plot is just one gory showdown after another.

  Roger Ebert - The Chicago Sun-Times
  
  11 May 2013

• The lead actors on both sides of the vampire divide are all strong personalities.

  Bob Graham - The San Francisco Chronicle
  
  11 May 2013

• James Woods adds another hateful, embittered creep to his gallery of losers, neurotics and junkyard dogs with vampire slayer Jack Crow.

  Maitland McDonagh - TV Guide
  
  11 May 2013

• The goons themselves, though, look rather chic, flying through the air in Galliano-goes-to-hell garments straight out of Vampire Vogue.

  Lisa Schwarzbaum - Entertainment Weekly
  
  11 May 2013

• For all the exploding gore, graphic eviscerations and combustible corpses, it's not shocking, not sexy and not scary.

  - Empire
  
  11 May 2013