Simon Sez
Former basketball star Dennis Rodman stars in this action-and-espionage thriller as Simon, an Interpol agent called into action when the daughter of a close friend is abducted. In order to track down the kidnappers, Simon seeks the assistance of a pair of monks (John Pinette and Ricky Harris) who are experts in computer sleuthing. Simon Sez was Rodman's first solo starring vehicle, following his dramatic debut alongside Jean-Claude Van Damme in Double Team.
Director: Kevin Elders
Starring: Dennis Rodman, Xin Xin Xiong, Dane Cook, Natalia Cigliuti, Filip Nikolic
Dennis Rodman isn't half bad as a blond, multiply pierced Interpol agent.
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
A lackluster international action adventure.
The air of low-budget Eurotrash is unmistakable. Almost everybody has an unidentifiable accent.
The movie, a shoddy mess, is a bargain-basement rip-off of ''Ronin."
No awards
No lists