Earth & Water

2000 Drama

Noted Greek director Panos Karkanevatos creates this romantic drama about thwarted love in the Balkans. At the behest of her overbearing brother, attractive student Konstantina (Fotini Papadodima) dumps her musician lover Nikolas (Yorgos Karamihos) when she becomes pregnant. Grieved, Nikolas leaves his quiet village for the bustle of Thessaloniki, where he gets involved in the smuggling of illegal immigrants from the Balkans. Among them is Elena (Lena Kitsopoulou), a gorgeous, though flat broke blonde from Russia. As the romantic chemistry builds between the two, Nikolas learns that Konstantina has moved to the port city. This film was screened at the 1999 Thessaloniki Film Festival.

Director: Panos Karkanevatos

Starring: Michalis Mitrousis, Lena Kitsopoulou, Fotini Papadodima, Dimitra Hatoupi, Yorgos Karamihos

Reviews

  • Is it worth seeing once? Sure.

    Bob Graham - The San Francisco Chronicle

    19 January 2013

  • The script, based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, is deeply dumb, depressingly derivative (ripping off "Planet of the Apes" the most) and just plain nonsense.

    Andy Seiler - USA Today

    19 January 2013

  • So heavy and lifeless that you keep waiting for those three little front-row kibitzers from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" to appear at the bottom of the screen to start goofing on it.

    Jay Carr - The Boston Globe

    19 January 2013

  • Just a lumbering, poorly photographed piece of derivative sci-fi drivel, full of grunting extras scampering around in animal pelts and more dank, trash-strewn sets than I ever care to see again.

    Owen Gleiberman - Entertainment Weekly

    19 January 2013

  • Awful in so many different ways.

    Roger Ebert - The Chicago Sun-Times

    19 January 2013

Awards

  • Worst Film

    Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association Awards (2001)

  • Worst Picture of the Decade

    Razzie Awards (2010)